Books are all a pony needs
I need help.

dzannan:

asktheblonde:

Alright, normally I’m the pride filled type, but I’m out 700 bucks and I need to raise money for a new computer.

The issue is that my old man bought a computer for me using the money that he got from selling what should have been ‘my’ car, but since I don’t drive or never possessed the title deed, it was never really mine.

What the unfortunate thing about this entire situation is that he purchased a computer that I was practically browbeaten into accepting, and that doing anything less than accepting it, even questioning his decision, leads to be getting dirty looks and verbally insulted.

I’ve spoken with tech friends, and the idea my old man has suggested will more than likely result in tears on my end, and I need to raise money.

Ultimately, I’m trying to spin this so that it doesn’t sound as bad as it really is, because I’m a prideful jerk and I just avoid everything ever, but what I’m really trying to say is that I need help.

I need help badly. I’ve added a donation button for those of you who are feeling generous, and I’m willing to negotiate for commissions, not that I’m any good.

But hey, if people want me to, I’ll sing into a microphone for money, draw anything for cash, and ultimately do whatever it takes to scrap together the money I need to purchase a computer.

I also don’t know how commission slots will work.

For those of you who want to donate directly, the paypal address is truesnow@live.com


Also please don’t sell my email account that idea really scares me a lot.

Guys, if you can, please help out my boyfriend. If not by donation or commission, then by a signal boost. I want to help him outta this shitty situation however I can, but being thousands of miles away and broke as dirt, this is the best I can do for now. 

Why don't you draw for this blog anymore?
Anonymous

[ Same reason I’m still in my pajamas at quarter to 3 in the afternoon.

I’m a lazy little shit with no motivation. C: ]

Why don't you and Blondie ever do anything exciting?
Anonymous

“Because I’m old and boring. Watching Blondie jump off of things is enough excitement for me, thank you.”

Aww you bought him chocolates! <3
Anonymous

“I did not buy him chocolates. 

…I made him chocolates. It was snowing out and I did not want to leave the warmth of the house just to go to the market and be assaulted by bright pink advertisements.”

Quit being dumb and go wish Blondie a happy hearts and hooves day.
Anonymous

“I’m not being dumb. I’m being myself, thank you very much.” 

YES, YES YOU DO.
Anonymous

“Well, you are sadly mistaken.”

Happy Hearts and Hooves day, Icarus! Have any plans? :)
Anonymous

“Do I really seem like the kind of stallion that would like this sort of holiday?” 

Emergency commissions

dzannan:

dzannan:

Guys, one of my best friends is in a really tight spot. For her sake I don’t want to get into too much detail about what happened, but there was an accident, something broke and she needs $1000 to cover the costs. She has two weeks to pay it back before shit really hits the fan. I really want to help her in any way - like I said, she’s one of my very best friends, she’s too far away for me to be there with her, and that’s a lotta money. 

Anything at all would help. I know these are tough times, and I don’t want to pressure anyone, but even $1 would help. If you can’t give anything, please signal boost. 

I’ll draw anything as long as I have a reference. Any character, any oc, any critter, just lemme know what I’m dealin’ with. I’ll post some of my better recent stuff below as reference I guess but ask for anything, I’ll give it my best shot. 

If you give money and want a picture done, send the details of the picture wanted to my submit box so it doesn’t get eaten by tumblr’s ask problem, or to my email- ksmandeville@gmail.com 
I will provide the Paypal email to direct the money to when you message me. Please remember to send the money as a GIFT so paypal doesn’t take any for themselves.

Examples under the cut:

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Oh, quick note - because I was asked to take the email to direct the money to out of the post, I put a donations button on my blog so people could still donate anonymously if they so choose (And I’ll still do art for you if you want it! Just get in touch with me, spam my inbox a few times if you have to.) Every last cent from the donations will go right to Shan, I’m not keeping any of it for myself. 

Writing Commissions

scarecroweyes:

So this weekend I went out hoping for a good easy time with friends. But obviously karma had other plans because shit happened, something broke, and now I’m in $1000 deep and I have to dig myself out in 2 weeks before the shit hits the fan.

I’ve been wallowing in self-pity for the last night but my dearest dearest friend Allen has been so supportive and just amazing and I’m going to kick myself out of this shit and stop being pathetic. So I’ve decided to take on writing commissions to earn my way out of this instead of moping.

So, the things I’ll do and the things I won’t, and the things I’m good at. 

Things I’ll Do:

  • M/M (fluff, angst, explicit, non-explicit)
  • F/F and M/F (fluff, angst, non-explicit)
  •  Drabbles
  • Descriptions (Of characters, settings, stories, whatever)
  • Backstories
  • OC fiction
  • Fan-fiction (fandom list below)

Things I Won’t Do:

  •  F/F and M/F Explicit (I’m not comfortable writing it as I’ve never written it before, and I’d rather not give you shoddy writing.)
  • Fan-fiction of fandoms I’m not in/not familiar with

Fandoms I’m Familiar With:

  • Sherlock
  • Supernatural
  • Avengers (movie-verse)
  • The Losers (movie or comic-verse)
  • Lord of the Rings (movie-verse and some book-verse)
  • The Hobbit (movie-verse and some book-verse)
  • Dragon Age

If you have any fan-fiction requests outside the fandoms on this list, just drop me a question and I’ll see if I’m familiar enough or I can research enough about it to fill your request. 

Examples

I’ve got a few bits and pieces of writing that I’ve done, and they can all be found here.

Time

As for how long it takes me to finish them, it depends on the length and the complexity of the story, as well as other factors like how much work I have on my plate. This can range anywhere from a few hours to a few days. If you want me to write for a gift on a deadline, please let me know so I can prioritize in that order.

Pricing

Now, pricing. Needless to say I’m pretty desperate at this point to dig myself out of this rut, so I’m taking whatever I can get. As long as it’s reasonable and not $5 for a 50000 word novel, I’m willing to take it. I will only take payment once I’m finished with your commission - I will send you your finished piece and then provide you with the details of the paypal account I’m using. 

I’m going to be in a lot of trouble that I don’t need if I don’t make this money - my parents have been on the verge of kicking me out for awhile and my possible plans for further study would be at risk. So please please please, if any of you have any change to spare, just hit me up for a commission. I’ll take anything I can.

Emergency commissions

askthegrump:

dzannan:

Guys, one of my best friends is in a really tight spot. For her sake I don’t want to get into too much detail about what happened, but there was an accident, something broke and she needs $1000 to cover the costs. She has two weeks to pay it back before shit really hits the fan. I really want to help her in any way - like I said, she’s one of my very best friends, she’s too far away for me to be there with her, and that’s a lotta money. 

Anything at all would help. I know these are tough times, and I don’t want to pressure anyone, but even $1 would help. If you can’t give anything, please signal boost. 

I’ll draw anything as long as I have a reference. Any character, any oc, any critter, just lemme know what I’m dealin’ with. I’ll post some of my better recent stuff below as reference I guess but ask for anything, I’ll give it my best shot. 

If you give money and want a picture done, send the details of the picture wanted to my submit box so it doesn’t get eaten by tumblr’s ask problem, or to my email- ksmandeville@gmail.com 
I will provide the Paypal email to direct the money to when you message me. Please remember to send the money as a GIFT so paypal doesn’t take any for themselves.

Examples under the cut:

Read More

( I’ll reblog this here too. Guys, I’m raising money for a friend in a really tight jam. I’m doing commissions, all the info is there, please help out if you can, even if it’s just a signal boost. )